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BOW DOWN HUMAN, I REQUIRE SCRATCHES Socks

$17.75
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This cheeky, vintage-inspired design features a confident black cat perched atop a mountain of food bowls, perfectly capturing the humorous and demanding charm of a feline ruler. It serves as a bold tribute for every "human" who understands that their primary purpose is to provide endless snacks and scratches on demand.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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